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10 August 2005 @ 12:24 pm
Ways to make yourself sick #3892  
You know how people will say "if there were a contest for best channel surfer, I'd take first place" and such?  OK, most of the time that's said in second person by a disgruntled wife or something, but you know what I mean.

Ever hear anyone say "if there were a contest for best eater, I'd win?"


'Cause there is.
 
 
 
(Anonymous) on August 11th, 2005 06:11 pm (UTC)
Re: Small size? You must mean one of the "ladies'" shirts
Plan ahead. If he's a devoted member, he'll fit in the large size eventually.