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10 August 2005 @ 12:24 pm
Ways to make yourself sick #3892  
You know how people will say "if there were a contest for best channel surfer, I'd take first place" and such?  OK, most of the time that's said in second person by a disgruntled wife or something, but you know what I mean.

Ever hear anyone say "if there were a contest for best eater, I'd win?"


'Cause there is.
 
 
 
fuzzygondolfuzzygondol on August 10th, 2005 07:41 pm (UTC)
ok the tiny ones are just freaky. they must be so seriously bulimic....
Myrasilverlily81 on August 10th, 2005 08:07 pm (UTC)
And to think, I've been maintaining my amateur status all this time.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm goin' pro!

(Just kidding, I swear. But I do think I might need one of those T-shirts, small size, of course.)
Idtechnomonkey on August 10th, 2005 09:02 pm (UTC)
Small size? You must mean one of the "ladies'" shirts
I think it's very funny that the men's T-shirts come in sizes ranging from Large to XXXXL. They know their audience, I suppose - who would wear one that's smaller than Large, right? :+)
fuzzygondolfuzzygondol on August 10th, 2005 10:34 pm (UTC)
Re: Small size? You must mean one of the "ladies'" shirts
how bout the first guy on the "meet the eaters" page. i highly doubt 132 pounds qualifies as "large"
(Anonymous) on August 11th, 2005 06:11 pm (UTC)
Re: Small size? You must mean one of the "ladies'" shirts
Plan ahead. If he's a devoted member, he'll fit in the large size eventually.