*huggles*

But at least the bedroom looks better and won't drop stuff on us as much when spider webs are wiped down. After it's painted that is.

That *was* you. Tuesday, sitting on a ball in the upstairs part of the gym? Some sadistic trainer girl putting you through contortions... I said to myself, I said, "Mark, that looks like Joel." but then I said back to me, "What would Joel be doing here? Besides, look at that beard." But if you say you were at the gym, then how coincidental would that be if that were not you? I ask.

I make sure to only exercise the parts of my body I won't be needing. My earlobes, for instance.

That's a little on the scary side...

Yeah, I hadn't shaved in a week and a half. That changed today, actually. Still....neat! We run into each other in the strangest of places...

If you'd looked downstairs at that time, you probably would have seen