My friend's away message in IM right now reads simply, "afk". (no quotes)

Color my tired, but I couldn't figure it out.

Here's some possibilities I've come up with so far:

Ack, Freddy Krueger?
All Friends Killed?
About Fine Karma?
Abort Final Kaplooey?
Always Finding Kippers?
Arse Forever Krapping?
Ask For Kinethetics?
Anaheim For Kouncilmeetings?
Addicted to Furry Kreatures?
At the Freakin' Krispykreme?



Your turn!