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24 July 2009 @ 02:00 pm
HIGHLY INTENTIONAL EXPERIMENT  
Carelessness while refilling a mayonnaise squeeze bottle can lead to the bottle becoming angry.  It appears that some have amazing accuracy, as evidenced by today's experiment producing a bottle that spit mayo in my left eye.

So we can add that to the list of experiences I can never again claim to not have had...
 
 
 
Fred 2.0lqc on July 25th, 2009 01:32 am (UTC)
I heard it stings when you get it in the...

ooh, wait, that wasn't mayo. Carry on.
DragonPookiedragonpookie on July 25th, 2009 05:40 pm (UTC)
You're supposed to tell the mayo bottle to give you a heads up when that's about to happen.