Customer Service: Please hold while I check your account.
[FIVE MINUTES PASS. This isn't an exaggeration - I've got a timer on my phone, and I was watching.]
CS: If there's no shipping label in there, I'm gonna have to send you a new box.
TM: NO. Give me your fucking address; I'll ship it myself.
CS: Here it is. [gives address]
TM: You know, if you'd done that in the first place, I could have had the damn thing BACK FROM YOU a month ago.
CS: Sorry about that.