?

Log in

No account? Create an account
 
 
19 December 2006 @ 03:40 pm
More squishy!  
My seasonal greeting in recent years has always begun with "Happy," but of late, my Political-Incorrectometer has been hooting at me with that annoying klaxon sound.  You know the one.  So I've had to re-evaluate.  Apparently "Happy" as a seasonal greeting opener tends to remind people of the Jews, and nobody wants to think about them any more than they have to - it's too depressing.  Except for the bagels.  And possibly Matzah-ball soup.  But I digress.

I've been trying to figure out how to open my seasonal greetings now, since I don't like annoying klaxon sounds.  Merry is obviously out, and happy has the opposite effect...  So I've decided on the standard compromise that always happens when political correctness is the primary driving force -- make everyone equally miserable and let the chips fall as they may.

So with that in mind, I'd like to wish you all a
Hairy Chrisquanzamadanukkahyule!
 
 
 
Nentikobe - a work in progress: maturitynentikobe on December 20th, 2006 01:31 am (UTC)
I'd be offended, but making posters with that would take too much marker and posterboard.

So go eat alot of good stuff and enjoy being with those you love and remember those that you can't, be it distance or the level of reality.

Love you.