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12 March 2002 @ 11:47 pm
I did laundry tonight, and not only did I have an even number of socks, but EVERY SOCK HAD A MATCH!

*dance of joy, dance of joy*

...I'm so easily amused.......
some guyself on March 13th, 2002 05:34 am (UTC)
They're supposed to match?
I know I have at least two socks. That's probably an even number.
Kurt Onstadspeedball on March 13th, 2002 12:00 pm (UTC)
You know of course, that just means your socks are deserting you in an organized manner...

I'd much rather have them leaving haphazardly, then feel there's an intelligence behind my socks, working together...

some guyself on March 15th, 2002 02:22 am (UTC)
keep socks in their place
Watch your feet - a bit of caution goes a long way. I make a point to stumble over myself whenever possible, never showing a coordinated effort for the socks to imitate.

Be sure to store your books and comics on shelves, or sealed tightly in boxes the socks can't open. Maybe your socks can't read, but they'll teach themselves if you give them the chance.

     Worse, though, is when they teach each other.

The laundromat is a cesspool of bad influences - never let your clothing mingle with anyone else's, no matter how much you like them.

And protest marches are to be avoided at all costs!

It's one thing for your socks to walk out on you, but another entirely for the unwashed masses to rise up in rebellion...